Bat! Candle

Immortal Currant + Holy Basil + Nephrite Jade

Have you ever wished you could escape small talk with the power of ancient vampire magic? Well now you can - sort of. Inspired by What We Do in the Shadows, this candle captures the essence of the infamous Bat! transformation (minus the awkward thud when you crash into a window).

It opens with red currant, cranberry, and cinnamon for dramatic flair, then sinks into earthy mushroom, moss, and green leaves - ideal for convincing others you’ve been “brooding in the forest” rather than hiding out in your deliciously macabre vampire residence. A touch of rose, cedar, pine, and vanilla keeps it luxuriously gothic, even as you flee the scene.

Topped with holy basil, for supernatural protection, and nephrite jade, a wink to Nadja’s mother’s beloved pendant, Bat! is the only candle guaranteed* to help you vanish from parties, awkward dinners, and deeply uncomfortable eye contact.

*Guarantee not legally binding or effective in daylight.